Born: December 8, 1979 (age 37)
Chez is Dahlia's grouchy next door neighbor. He works at a chicken wing place. On weekends, he usually stays up late with his roommate, enjoying pizza while playing video games.
He lives in an apartment and his room number is 356. He has an orange car.
- "Hey, can ya-- hey! Can you sto-- can you cut out that racket down the-- how many times am I gonna have to listen to this crap?! Can you just shut up for a minute, I'm trying to get some sleep up here! Shut up!"